Homunculi -- Available Now!

Are you looking for a little human representative that might one day grow up into a full-size being? Sounds like you want a homunculus!


I cannot actually promise that these creatures will grow up to be anything like human. Or even that they'll grow up.


I CAN promise if you send me $20 + postage by the end of the week (via Paypal), I can have one of these cute, handmade, one-of-a-kind monsters to you in time for Christmas.


These grainy cell phone pictures are merely representative of the kinds of homunculi out there. Who knows what yours will look like?

Whatever it looks like, I am sure that it will be colorful, and friendly, and have buttons for eyes (unless you'd like it as a gift for a child under 3, in which case it will have carefully sewn on cloth eyes).

Email me at jef@freyq.com with questions and comments. You can still have one by Christmas if you hurry! Or you can have one by later than Christmas at regular speed. Your choice! Email today!